Me: "We're going to take you out to dinner anywhere you want for your birthday. Which restaurant do you want to go to?"
Andrew: "McDonalds."
Me: "We want to take you to a sit-down restaurant."
Andrew: "Burger King. That's a restaurant."
Me: "Okay... no McDonalds, no Burger King, no Carl's Jr. and no KFC. Now which restaurant do you want to go to?"
Andrew: "What other restaurants are there?"
A Failure To Communicate, Part 48
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